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Bekmambetov's 'Ben-Hur' plays all the hits but can't answer the big questions
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Pilou Asbaek plays Pontius Pilate and Toby Kebbell plays Messala Severus in Ben-Hur. - photo by Josh Terry
BEN-HUR 2 1/2 stars Jack Huston, Toby Kebbell, Morgan Freeman, Nazanin Boniadi, Rodrigo Santoro, Pilou Asbaek; PG-13 (sequences of violence and disturbing images); in general release

In a lot of ways, director Timur Bekmambetovs Ben-Hur feels like a Ben-Hurs Greatest Hits, hitting the memorable moments from the 1959 epic, and spicing things up with some 21st century special effects.

The core is unchanged. Judah Ben-Hur (Jack Huston) is a wealthy Jew living in occupied Jerusalem at the time of Christ. His adopted brother Messala (Toby Kebbell) is a Roman who leaves home to fulfill his destiny as a soldier. The story twists and pivots around their relationship, as Messala eventually betrays Ben-Hur to the Romans, setting his pacifist kin on a path of vengeance.

The movie hits all the familiar markers, filling the gaps with a lot of voiceover exposition. Ben-Hur is locked in the galley of a Roman ship, and we get a dramatic point of view of a sea battle. When he survives, Ben-Hur is taken in by the wealthy Ilderim (Morgan Freeman), and winds up driving his chariot. There are complications with his mother Naomi (Ayelet Zurer), his wife Esther (Nazanin Boniadi), and his sister Tirzah (Sofia Black-DElia). And of course, it all leads to a dramatic chariot race against his old friend.

All these scenes are juxtaposed against the context of Christs ministry, and many people will be relieved to know that Ben-Hurs encounters with Jesus Christ (here played by Rodrigo Santoro) remain present. But often they feel disjointed, almost arbitrary, and rather than flow together like a sweeping epic, Bekmambetovs Ben-Hur feels like its covering bases without tying the story together.

Because of this disjointed quality, its difficult for the cast to really distinguish themselves. Huston works hard, but fails to emerge from Charleton Hestons over-the-top shadow. Freemans presence adds the nobility of his voice, but when its used for lines like, good move, Ben-Hur, good move! it feels like a miscalculation.

Similarly, the chariot race and the battle at sea are solid action scenes, but nothing to justify the larger effort, and certainly not worth a 3-D premium.

When you add up all these parts, Ben-Hur fails to answer the question everyone will take to the theater: Why? What is the purpose of re-making a film that won eleven Oscars? What is the merit in turning an iconic four-hour Bible epic into a two-hour drama with updated special effects?

Its the same question you can ask of numerous re-boots, sequels and re-makes, but Ben-Hur feels like a particularly bold attempt to play with film history fire. It may just be that producers Mark Burnett and Roma Downey want to put out a version of a celebrated Christian story that a contemporary audience might be more willing to sit through. The few obvious changes they makeincluding a cringe-inducing endingseem to hurt the cause more than help it.

Its important to note that Hestons version wasnt the first attempt to bring Ben-Hur to the screen. But for better or for worse, its the version any subsequent attempt will be judged by. When you remake a best picture, youre a cover band at best.

Ben-Hur is rated PG-13 for sequences of violence and disturbing images; running time: 124 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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