By Alex Floyd.
Happy Thursday everyone and welcome to this weeks’ episode of the Pembroke Mafia Football League.
As Jeff is swamped this week with all the real news, I’m your host Alex Floyd.
I’m typing this in the note section of the phone while riding in a police car (front seat this time Mom!) so any typos, run-on sentences and other grammatical errors are Chief Collins’ fault and do not necessarily reflect the views of the City of Pembroke or my long suffering high school English teacher.
South Alabama @ GA Southern- All expecting the great GSU to come back strong from last week. Go Iggles!
Michigan State at Michigan- Alex and Ted pick State rest go with Mich.
Boise State @ Air Farce- Everybody goes with Boise on the stupid looking blue field.
Arkansas @ Texas A& M- Bob played for the Pineywood Razorback Rooters in the 80’s and can’t help it. Rest with Jimbo.
I’ve been a A& M fan ever since brother Thomas and I had to run out of a Jekyll bar full of LSU fans after an 8 overtime game because “We got cows and we Aggies bah Gawd” Ohio State @ Penn State- No Penn pickers this week.
Texas @ Oklahoma State-Jeff, Mike and Bob pick Texas even though their closing song has been blasted in this weeks’ mainstream news as culturally insensitive and a symbol of the evil genocidal colonialist patriarchy, rest go with Ok State Cowboys who I’m sure has no such symbolism in their lore.
Don’t forget to hug your kids, smell the roses, call your mama, stand for the Star Spangled Banner and VOTE.
Floyd is Pembroke City Administrator and a longtime member of the Pembroke Mafia Football League.