In keeping with a longstanding Christmas tradition that is approximately two or three or maybe even four years old, it’s time for the annual Pembroke Mafia Football League Christmas column. It’s a column in which our fearless founder, B.J. Clark, retired Navy and a big kahuna in Pembroke American Legion Post 164, dresses up like Santa Claus and hangs out at the Dollar General store. Store management has threatened to call the police on him if he doesn’t quit, but B.J. is nothing if not Navy.