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Movie review: Bland 'Breaking In' is a weak tribute to maternal toughness
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Gabrielle Union in a scene from the film "Breaking In." - photo by Josh Terry
"BREAKING IN" 1 stars Gabrielle Union, Billy Burke, Richard Cabral, Ajiona Alexus, Seth Carr, Jason George; PG-13 (violence, menace, bloody images, sexual references and brief strong language); in general release

Breaking In has a way of politely knocking on the door when it should be trying to kick it in.

James McTeigues film tells of a desperate mother rescuing her kids from a group of home-invading thieves. As a parent fighting bad guys to save children movie, its a genre cousin to Liam Neesons Taken and last years Kidnap, and the comparison illustrates most everything thats wrong with Breaking In.

After an opening sequence shows a jogger getting killed by a pickup truck, we meet Shaun Russell (Gabrielle Union) and her two children. Shaun is the joggers daughter, and with teenage daughter Jasmine (Ajiona Alexus) and preteen son Glover (Seth Carr) in tow, she has come to his remote Wisconsin home to prepare it for the real estate market.

Shauns relationship with her wealthy father, Justin (Jason George), was strained at best. He wasnt a very good person, a criminal, in fact and Shaun left his vast Midwestern estate behind at a young age to make it on her own (and judging by the Mercedes SUV she drives to his home, she seems to have succeeded).

Returning to the family home is a bittersweet experience, as we watch Shaun wistfully comb through the homes memories while the kids explore the house, which is equipped with a vast security system featuring an extensive battery of security cameras and a lockdown mode that barricades the residents from any outside threats.

Before Shaun has a chance to settle in, though, mysterious figures snatch the kids, and another tries to nab Shaun before she stabs him in the chest and flees into the surrounding woods. A team of thieves, led by a man named Eddie (Billy Burke), has come for $4 million in cash that the elder Russell kept in a hidden safe somewhere in the home, and theyll kill to get it.

From here, Breaking In is all about Mama Bear fighting off the bad guys to get her cubs out safe and sound. Its a straightforward plot, and, as films like Taken have shown, the desperation of a loving parent can provide for easy motivation. Unfortunately, Breaking In just never gets the car up to 60 mph, and McTeigues film kind of goes through the motions, falling well short of its modest potential.

Part of the problem is we know almost nothing about anyone involved. We know Shaun had friction with her father, and has had to learn to become resourceful, but thats about it. When she repeatedly warns her opponents that they dont know what she is capable of, the audience is in their same boat.

The milquetoast bad guys are even worse. Eddie just looks bored most of the time, probably because hes burdened himself with a weakling (Levi Meaden) and a cartoon psychopath (Richard Cabral) who is more trouble than he's worth.

The high-tech house setting feels underused as well, but the biggest problem is Breaking In just doesnt have any fun. That may be an odd thing to say about a home invasion film, but consider: Taken was successful because it took that terrifying child-in-danger premise and added a dynamic lead character and a campy, no-holds-barred plot that had no problem lurching into absurd territory. Kidnap wasnt very good, but it was willing to go over the top where it could.

Breaking In certainly feels absurd at times, but for the most part, its bland when it should be bonkers a pair of middleweights sparring pensively when it should be a crazy heavyweight battle tossing wild left hooks.

For a film being advertised as a kind of twisted tongue-in-cheek option for Mothers Day, Breaking In will leave most audiences thinking there are better ways to show affection for Mom.

"Breaking In" is rated PG-13 for violence, menace, bloody images, sexual references and brief strong language; running time: 88 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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