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Horror prequel 'Annabelle: Creation' scores low on originality, high on fun frights
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Miranda Otto as Esther Mullins in "Annabelle: Creation." - photo by Josh Terry
ANNABELLE: CREATION 2 stars Stephanie Sigman, Miranda Otto, Lulu Wilson, Anthony LaPaglia; R (horror violence and terror); in general release

There are movies that break new ground and movies that just know what to do with the ground that has been broken. Director David F. Sandbergs Annabelle: Creation leans heavy toward the second category.

Annabelle: Creation is a prequel to 2014s Annabelle, which told the story of a demon attached to a really ugly doll. It opens with a brief prologue where a happy young doll maker named Samuel Mullins (Anthony LaPaglia) and his wife, Esther (Miranda Otto), lose their young daughter Bee (Samara Lee) in a car accident on the way home from church.

Fast-forward 12 years, and Samuel and Esther, still in mourning, have offered to let a group of orphaned young girls stay in their large, creepy rural home. In the interim, some kind of mysterious accident has left Esther bedridden, so only Samuel emerges to welcome Sister Charlotte (Stephanie Sigman) and her girls.

We watch the story from the perspective of the girls, and primarily through Janice (Talitha Bateman) and her best friend Linda (Lulu Wilson), who are isolated from the other girls because polio has compromised Janices mobility. Samuel has generously opened his home to the girls, but he comes across as tense and foreboding, sternly warning them to stay out of the locked bedroom that used to belong to Bee.

So, naturally, that same night Janice enters the room and frees a demon attached to an absurdly hideous-looking doll in a white dress Annabelle!

From here, the plot unfolds like countless before it: Strange things start happening mostly at night people make increasingly poor decisions and, as the threat gets more and more dangerous, the principal characters slowly piece together the story of what is causing all the ruckus.

Strangely, even though Annabelle: Creation is a prequel, the origin story content the where-did-Annabelle-come-from bit that youd think would be the basis for the movie is relegated to a late flashback. Then again, asking too many questions in horror movies like this feels beside the point.

From the comically evil-looking demon doll that no clear-thinking parent or kid would touch with a 10-foot pole, to the textbook jump scares, to the explain-everything expository flashback just before the third act, theres little if anything in Annabelle: Creation that horror fans wont have seen before, many, many times over. Horror movies often depend on their characters doing dumb things in order to drive their plots, and the cast of Annabelle: Creation goes out of their way to do some spectacularly dumb things.

But even if you can accuse Sandbergs film of being unoriginal and formulaic, at the same time you have to admire how well the director pulls the tension strings along the way, and really has a good time scaring his audience.

For all its faults Sandburg could drop at least 15 minutes off his 109-minute running time Annabelle: Creation is a pretty fun horror movie to watch in a group (and comparably soft for its R-rating). Most of the time, you can see the scares coming a mile away, but Sandberg is still able to build suspense in a way that creates the kind of frights that have you laughing at the same time.

Annabelle: Creation isnt an original horror movie, but in its best moments, it is a very fun one. Even if you forget the whole thing by the next day, sometimes thats enough.

Annabelle: Creation is rated R for horror violence and terror; running time: 109 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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