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Hollywood reaches into its 1980s back catalogue with so-so 'Overboard' remake
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OVERBOARD 2 stars Anna Faris, Eugenio Derbez, John Hannah, Eva Longoria; PG-13; in general release

Overboard is the latest piece of evidence for people who think Hollywood has run out of original ideas. At this point, guessing which not-quite-forgotten relic will return to the big screen has become a kind of twisted game. Mr. Mom, maybe?

Rob Greenbergs film is a remake of the 1987 comedy starring Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn. In that film, Hawn played an uber-wealthy snob who gets some cosmic comeuppance when she falls off her yacht, gets amnesia and winds up doing heavy labor for one of her former blue-collar victims (Russell), who convinces her they're married.

This time around, the gender roles are switched, but the premise is essentially identical. Anna Faris plays Kate, a single mom in Elk Cove, Oregon, delivering pizzas and cleaning carpets while trying to put herself through nursing school. Eugenio Derbez plays Leonardo, an oblivious playboy who spends his days drinking and cavorting with supermodels on his boat (named Birthday Present) while waiting for his sickly father Papi (Fernando Lujan) to hand over the family shipping business.

Kate and Leonardo meet when Kate is hired to clean the carpets of the Birthday Present. Things go badly, and Leonardo winds up throwing Kate and her equipment into the harbor without paying her.

As a result, Kate loses her carpet cleaning job, and when her delusional mother (Swoosie Kurtz) decides to pursue her passion for musical theater rather than help with her granddaughters, Kates noble prospects appear doomed.

Opportunity comes when Leonardo falls off his boat, then washes up on the Oregon coast with no memory of his identity. Leonardos sister Magdalena (Cecilia Suarez) the only person who knows what happened wants to run the family company herself, and is happy to pretend her brother is dead. So on the advice of her best friend, Theresa (Eva Longoria), Kate shows up at the hospital, claiming to be Leonardos wife, then takes him home and puts him to work.

Once the pieces are all in place, Overboard settles in to teach Leonardo about the value of hard work and family while Kate learns that you shouldnt use medical conditions to manipulate people into being your fake spouse? Or maybe just that revenge is bad.

Faris and Derbez try their best with the material, but while there are a handful of laughs and nice moments, the script often falls short. In a way, the premise that worked OK back in the 80s just seems a little too out of bounds here, and while Faris and Derbez are both appealing individually, their chemistry together pales next to that of Russell and Hawn.

Overboard doesn't leverage its opportunities. In one early scene at the hospital, for example, a doctor makes a throwaway remark about Leonardos condition being unprecedented, save for a woman back in the '80s. This wink-wink nod to the first film suggests something: Could Elk Cove really be some kind of cosmic Bermuda Triangle for wealthy boaters in need of spiritual redemption? Now thats an idea worth exploring.

You can try to judge the film on its own merits, in which case Overboard is just another hit-and-miss comedy. But its awfully hard to separate text from context in situations like these.

There are movies that deserve remakes, even movies that need remakes, but with Overboard, too often youre just left asking, Why?

Overboard is rated PG-13 for for suggestive material, partial nudity and some language; running time: 112 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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