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Here are some movies to help you survive Election Day
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James Stewart, Beulah Bondi, Ruth Donnelly, and Guy Kibbee in Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939) - photo by Jim Bennett
Halloween is over, but something even scarier is just around the corner. No ghost or ghoul can match the sheer terror of Election Day! (Please keep the screaming to a minimum.)

Those who would rather see something other than election results will find that all their viewing choices have been pre-empted by hours of tedious commentary punctuated by obnoxious speeches and some occasional gloating. It would be much better to tee up Netflix or break out the DVDs.

If that describes you, youre probably not interested in watching something politically themed, but on the off-chance you want to get into the Election Day spirit without paying attention to the actual election, I thought I might recommend some viewing options that could help you feel good about America and temporarily forget what's going on in the news.

The perennial feel-good political favorite is the Jimmy Stewart classic Mr. Smith Goes to Washington (1939, not rated), which is as delightful as it is ridiculous. Stewart plays the titular Mr. Smith, who is appointed as a senator and heads to Washington, D.C., only to discover that gasp! there is corruption in our nations capital. He goes to the floor of the Senate to mount an old-timey filibuster, where he blathers on for hours on end until the corrupt senator, helpless in the face of Stewarts sheer integrity, voluntarily admits all his sins and consigns himself to a life of ignominy and disgrace. Its a fairy tale about as plausible as Cinderella or Rumpelstiltskin, but its so earnestly played on all sides that its easy to buy into the fantasy.

If fantasy isnt your thing, I recommend All the Presidents Men (1976, PG), which is a Bennett family favorite given that my father makes an appearance in it. No, hes not an actor in the film, but someone playing Bob Bennett answers the phone when Robert Redford calls to ask about a break-in that just took place at the Democratic National Committee headquarters in the Watergate Hotel. The voiceover Bob Bennett tells the Redford-played Bob Woodward that one of the burglars worked for the CIA, a bit of information that gets the ball rolling toward President Nixons resignation. The guy playing my dad really does sound like him, and my mother has pointed out that the movie shows a piece of paper on screen with our familys actual home phone number at the time. And, no, our number didnt begin with a 555 prefix.

If thats too much reality for you, theres always Mars Attacks (1996, PG-13), the movie where weird visitors from the red planet say ack-ack a lot as they vaporize a joint session of Congress. The president, portrayed with over-the-top fervor by Jack Nicholson, takes to the airwaves afterward to remind the American people that they still have two out of three branches of government left, and that aint bad. That doesnt stop the Martians from killing him, too, along with a whole bunch of celebrities who look like theyre having fun filming bizarre and gruesome death scenes. You also get to see Pierce Brosnan as a disembodied head kissing Sarah Jessica Parker, whos had her head grafted onto the body of a chihuahua. Its almost as ridiculous as Mr. Smith Goes to Washington.

If watching something other than the news helps you survive Election Day, then Ill know my work here is done.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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