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Have You Seen This? Jumbotron moms are so embarrassing
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Jumbotron antics are a great source of entertainment at many a sporting event...unless you’re a teenage boy with an enthusiastic mom. - photo by Twitter: video screenshot

TEEN TOWN — Moms: can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

At least that’s what one teenage boy was probably thinking last week when he attended a major league baseball game with his mom.

Depending on your perspective, the whole horrifying/hilarious scene played out on the jumbotron at Petco Park, home of the Padres in San Diego. During a lull in the game, music blasted through the stadium. And as is custom, cameras scanned the crowd to find fans dancing awkwardly.

They quickly picked out a woman dancing her heart out with little talent yet great enthusiasm. But her entertainment value as a dancer is not why we’re here today, and it becomes quickly apparent that the real entertainment lies in enjoying how her teen boy is reacting to the dancing.

His arms are folded tightly to his chest, he refuses to twitch even one muscle to the beat, and his mouth is drawn into a tight, tolerant smile as he turns beet red. And it only gets worse when dad joins in with even worse dance timing and more pointing.

Ug. Geez, mom and dad,* you’re SO embarrassing.

But wait, there’s more! The person behind the stadium camera must have teenage children he or she likes to embarrass as well, because at some point later in the game, the camera again finds dancing mom and dad.

Of course, this is even more mortifying for the teen, and he buries his face in his hands when he just can’t take it anymore. It’s pure gold.

Special thanks Rudy Rendon (@rendonrudy), the Twitter user and news producer who captured every second of these delightful videos for us.

*Writer’s note: I admit I’m assuming they are his parents. Apologies if I’m wrong.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight. Follow her on Twitter at @monstergar.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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