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Have You Seen This? Gang of goats vandalize office
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When your shop is vandalized your first thought is that it was probably those no good youths. But look at the security footage and find out it's those no good goats. - photo by John Clyde


GOATLANDIA When your shop is vandalized your first thought is that it was probably those no-good youths. But look at the security footage and you might find out it's those no good goats.

These ragtag group of hooligan goats led by their boss Billy Rammington apparently got bored one night and decided busting up the windows on the front of Argonics' Colorado office was a good way to pass the time. So that's exactly what these ruffian goats did. Senseless vandalism is never the answer goats; never.

The truth is these are just goats. Apparently, employees in the office thought someone had tried to break in and when they looked at the security footage they were not expecting to see these goats. I doubt the animal broke the glass just to be a jerk, but watching his buddies run off behind him in the video, I couldn't help but think of a bunch of kids egging their friend on to "do it" and then running away when he actually does it.

There probably was no "goading" (get it) going on, but more likely than not the goat thought he saw something delicious in there, like a stapler, and decided he needed it.

Whatever the reason for the destruction, it's a pretty impressive video, and it's OK to laugh because the office owners found the humor in it as well.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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