Welcome to an abbreviated version of the Pembroke Mafia Football League picks column, an ongoing exercise in something so odd and yet so profoundly confusing that it ought to get a spray tan and run for Congress. It’s an abbreviated column because we’re in a sort of pinch for space this week, and I’m pretty much in a pinch for time as well. Usually, this thing runs 800 words or so and goes on about all sorts of things, even football.
Abbreviated but not less goofy prediction column
Pembroke Mafia Football League