"T’was the week before Christmas, And all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, Except my Mac mouse…" "As I scrolled side-to-side, My brain came up racked, I said to myself, "My God I’ve been hacked!" "My dilemma was clear, Through no fault of mine, If the kids were to get gifts, I could not do it on-line." "So, off I sped, Straight out of the door, To do what I hate most, Shop in a real store."