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Hoping for a blue light special
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This is to the three thieves who stole the riding lawn mower around 9:30 p.m. Thursday night, May 3.

Way to go boys. I can’t call you men. You stole from a 90-year-old man and an 88-year-old woman. But don’t let that bother you one bit because they are praying for you and the hernia you got while lifting on to your little truck the mower with the leaf bagger attached.

They are also praying for the lawn mower’s motor to blow.

Oh, by the way, you were seen by a neighbor, who was unaware of what you three guys were doing.

One of you was described as big and wearing glasses. Your little truck was also identified, so if I were you, I’d be looking for a blue light special any day and it won’t be the one at K-Mart.

Sleep well.

Finally, I hope this helps others be aware there are thieves out there and they will come into your yard and take things.



Annette Cribb

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