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Trailers need to stop ruining movies
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Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard in2015's "Jurassic World." - photo by Josh Terry
Theres nothing that can ruin a good movie like a bad trailer. And by bad trailer, I mean pretty much all of them. Most of the time these days, watching the movie after seeing the trailer is nearly pointless. To (sort of) quote Clint Eastwood, bad trailers need to get off my lawn.

A couple of weeks back, The Miracle Season shared the story of a high school volleyball team that had to rally after the tragic death of their teenage captain. Pretty good concept for a movie, but the trailer explained away 90 percent of the story. Granted, the title Miracle Season made things pretty obvious going in, but any twists of the plot fell flat because you already knew where the team was headed.



The trailer for the 2016 Divergent sequel Allegiant was even worse.



In the first minute or so, we learn that the heroine is going to meet a new ally played by Jeff Daniels. A minute later, we see that Daniels is really going to turn out to be a bad guy. The films major twist was in the trailer. Now, I dont think the trailer was to blame for the series flaming out after only completing three of four planned films, but it sure didnt help.

Its not just a matter of giving away key plot points, either. Remember that moment in the Jurassic World trailer when the shark gets dangled over the tank in front of the crowd? How much more fun would it have been to see that moment in the movie itself?

I get it. Trailers are there because studios are spending millions of dollars on these movies and they have to do everything they can to fill the seats. Makes sense. Im not advocating the elimination of trailers altogether. I just think they could be a lot more discreet and still get the job done. Most of the time, what we see in a teaser trailer is more than enough (take the new spot for Incredibles 2 for example).

I also completely understand how fun it can be to get a taste of a movie youre excited to see. Part of what inspired this column was the release of the new Solo: A Star Wars Story trailer, which I am desperately trying to avoid. (If you're not, you can watch it here.) But the emphasis is on the word taste. A good trailer should set up the primary conflict, then leave viewers wanting more.

Overly informative trailers could be the audience's fault maybe we're just too greedy these days. Movies like Avengers: Infinity War don't really need multiple trailers to ensure their delicate financial straits. Does anyone think that no one would turn out on opening weekend to see the Avengers in action if all they had leading up to it was a single 60-second teaser? Of course not. Marvel has been teasing this movie since 2012. But every one of the trailers they've released have helped appease the nerd rage of impatient fans who want to pick everything apart before they actually get around to seeing the movie.

One of my favorite movies of 2013 was a little indie flick called The Way Way Back. When I sat down to see it, I didnt know anything about it other than its name. I had the same experience with Hunt for the Wilderpeople a couple of years later. I have to say: Thats a fun way to see a movie.

Granted, going to a movie you know nothing about is a lot easier to justify when you dont have to buy a ticket, but just think about all your favorite movies that youd love to see fresh again for the first time and then think about all your future favorites that are coming down the pike in the next few years. Youll enjoy them a lot more if you skip the trailers.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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