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Tech-heavy 'Nerve's' style wrestles its substance into a cinematic stalemate
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Vee (Emma Roberts) and Ian (Dave Franco) in "Nerve." - photo by Josh Terry
"NERVE" 2 stars Emma Roberts, Dave Franco, Emily Meade, Miles Heizer; PG-13 (thematic material involving dangerous and risky behavior, some sexual content, language, drug content, drinking and nudity all involving teens); in general release

You guys are the dumbest smart kids Ive ever met.

That line comes from one of the only adult characters in Nerve, a young adult thriller that very much wants to be a commentary on the upcoming generation.

Based on a novel by Jeanne Ryan, Nerve is named for a mobile game which describes itself as Truth or Dare without the truth bit. Interested parties can sign up to be either a Player or a Watcher. Players get issued a series of challenges that, when met, earn the user money and, perhaps more importantly, the attention of the Watchers. But since Nerve can access your online profile, it can customize your dares to all of your worst fears.

Nerves protagonist is a Player named Vee (short for Venus, played by Emma Roberts). Vee is a photographer for her local Staten Island high school who decides to join the game in a fit of bravery after getting rejected by her crush. A broken heart can lead to unwise spontaneity.

Vees first dare is to kiss a total stranger, and the total stranger she kisses just happens to be another Player, Ian (Dave Franco). Ian is a thrill-seeking motorcycle rider who doesnt tell Vee that this isnt his first experience with the game.

Soon, the pair is off to Manhattan, where they are given a variety of dares, all broadcast to enthusiastic Watchers throughout the city. Some of the dares are fairly routine, such as trying on an expensive dress. Others are more daring, such as in Nerves most exciting sequence, where Vee and Ian have to ride Ians motorcycle at 60 miles per hour while hes blindfolded.

When were not following Vee and Ian around on their adventures, were plugged in with two of Vees best friends. Sydney (Emily Meade) is a desperate attention hound whose obsession with the game inspired Vee in the first place. Tommy (Miles Heizer) is Vees confidant, conveniently stuck in the Friend Zone, who tries to use his expertise on the dark internet to help her to safety once things start getting dangerous.

Once Vees direct deposits start coming through Nerve also accesses your bank account her mother Nancy (Juliette Lewis) finds out whats going on, since shes also on the account. Nancy is pretty much the only relevant adult character in the movie, though like the other adults, she seems to be at the mercy of the all-powerful technology around her.

Nerve is very interested in technology. Everything from texting to web surfing to video chatting is brought to life with stylish animated visuals. The tactic makes sense in that Nerve is all about our dependence on technology, but it will also make directors Henry Joost and Ariel Schulmans movie into a heavily dated time capsule for 2016.

When it isnt animating our technology, Nerve is trying to deliver a laundry list of social commentaries. Its a critique of our fame-obsessed society and the spawn of the reality television generation. Its a warning about how we justify heinous behavior while hiding behind anonymous internet code names. And at times, its a statement about how 15-year-old iMacs can still be useful when set up in spooky shipping crates.

The concept behind Nerves plot is interesting enough, and its myriad messages are certainly noble. But all the style-heavy delivery, some mixed messaging, and a third-act collapse undo all of its best intentions. In more skilled hands, and with a little more restraint, Nerve might have been the sobering cautionary tale it wants to be. Instead, Nerve is style wrestling substance into a stalemate.

Nerve is rated PG-13 for thematic material involving dangerous and risky behavior, some sexual content, language, drug content, drinking and nudity all involving teens; running time: 96 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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