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R-rated 'Logan' doesn't look fun
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Hugh Jackman stars as Logan/Wolverine and Dafne Keen as Laura in "Logan," which is set to release on March 3. - photo by Jim Bennett
So the Super Bowl was almost as exciting as the commercials this time around. If you knew how deeply disinterested in football I truly am, you would recognize that as quite an enthusiastic response on my part.

Actually, it wasnt just that the game was great; it was that the commercials were pretty mediocre. I dont recall any real standouts, so I just focused on the TV spots for movies and shows I want to see. "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2" looks to be amazing, and the second season of "Stranger Things" had the kids in Ghostbusters outfits, which hits all the right 80s nostalgia buttons.

But there was one spot that left me both excited and disappointed at the same time. It was the commercial for Logan, the latest entry in the X-Men cinematic franchise. It features Hugh Jackman in what he promises is his final performance as Wolverine, as well as Patrick Stewart in his swan song appearance as an aged Professor X. It looks to be gritty and raw, and both actors are talented men who will no doubt give their all for their last go-round in the X-Men universe. Youd think Id be the first in line to see this one, but I don't think thats going to be the case.

Logan, unlike all the other times Wolverine has been on the big screen, is going to be rated R. And, if you believe the buzz surrounding the release, its going to be a very hard R at that.

This is by design. Hugh Jackman reportedly took a huge pay cut this time out in order to ensure an R-rating, according to slashfilm.com. He felt like the violence inherent in the character was constrained by a more family friendly PG-13, and he wanted to push the envelope of what Wolverine could do. James Mangold, the movies director, said that this allowed for the kind of aggressive, classical Wolverine action that we want in the movie more of something that fans have been asking for, for a really long time.

I have no doubt thats true. Im sure there are many fans who want to see the real-world kind of blood and guts that would ensue if some guy with unbreakable metal claws started slashing everything in sight. I just dont happen to be one of them.

One of the reasons that I find comic books so appealing is that they offer an escape from reality. As you read their brightly colored pages, you enter a world where people can fly and good and evil are brought into bold relief against often absurd situations that bear only a passing resemblance to those in the world where we actually live. My favorite comic book films, therefore, are the ones that manage to capture that tone even as they have to make concessions to the more naturalistic medium of cinema. The first two Christopher Reeve Superman movies set the standard as to how to walk that often delicate line, and much of what has followed has fallen short of that standard.

Supermans 21st-century film appearances have been dark, dour and brooding affairs. Logan looks desperate to plunge even further into that kind of darkness, and I confess that I dont fully understand why. Arent superhero films supposed to be fun? I dont think you can do bleak and fun at the same time.

To each his own, of course. There are so many other comic book movies on tap that Im sure to get my fill of fun elsewhere. Just dont look for me in the audience on the opening night of Logan.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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