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Quirky 'Minions' makes for some harmless, goofy family fun
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Bob, Kevin and Stuart star in Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment's "Minions." - photo by Josh Terry
MINIONS voices of Sandra Bullock, Jon Hamm, Michael Keaton, Allison Janney; PG (action, rude humor); in general release

Minions is exactly the kind of movie youd expect it to be. Its fun, clever and silly. It should pull laughs from the little kids as well as the adults buying their tickets. It shouldnt inspire an epic trilogy or break box-office records, but its a fun family option.

Minions is essentially a 91-minute origin story for the googly-eyed, Cheeto-shaped henchmen of the Despicable Me franchise. Without Steve Carells Gru on board to drive the narrative, the question is: How much of a full-length film can the sidekicks carry?

The answer? Just a little less than the films 91-minute run time.

An extended prologue sets the stage. The Minions (all voiced by Pierre Coffin, who co-directs with Kyle Balda) have been around since prehistoric times, they always latch on to the nastiest character around, and the running gag is that somehow they always manage to get that character killed. A quick montage shows the Minions working for a T-rex, the ancient Egyptians and even Napoleon, all with disastrous results.

Eventually their bad luck sends the group into an icy Antarctic exile, where the Minions try to kill time until finding a new boss to claim them. As the story opens, a brave trio of volunteers Kevin, Stuart and Bob venture out into the world in search of diabolical leadership.

What they find is the late 1960s, in all of its multicolored, psychedelic glory. After a quick stop in New York City, the trio hooks up with an evil mastermind named Scarlet Overkill (Sandra Bullock) at a villain convention in Orlando, and the future looks bright yellow.

Overkill gives the Minions a special mission: If they can steal the crown jewels of England, they have a permanent gig. Anything less, and their long and checkered history could be at an end.

The plot is pretty linear, but it offers plenty of space for goofy sight gags and kooky behavior from the headliners. Bullock has fun as the over-the-top baddie, and Jon Hamm does a solid job as her husband, Herb.

The animation is clever and eye-grabbing, and classic rock and oldies fans will enjoy the late 60s soundtrack, punctuated by period standards from The Doors, The Who and The Kinks. (Also keep an eye out for a unique take on Hair, from the Broadway musical.)

Coffin and company wisely narrow the Minion field to three in order to give the film some sense of a central protagonist. But even with some unique visual and personality cues, Kevin, Stuart and Bob cant quite generate anything more than surface-level characters.

The Minions' indecipherable language a chaotic mix of English, Spanish, French and filler gibberish is a double-edged sword. On the one hand, the language is what makes the Minions so cute. But when your protagonist cant use real dialogue, full characterization is limited.

The ideal audience for Minions will be Despicable Me fans, but its greatest function will be giving parents a family friendly alternative to Inside Out. Inside Out is a vastly superior film, but theres nothing wrong with a change of pace.

Minions is a fun backstory for a popular group of sidekicks, but it really shouldnt extend beyond that. It does a good job with what it has, but it wont leave you asking for more.

Minions is rated PG for action and rude humor; running time: 91 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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