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Movie review: Quirky Sundance Western 'Damsel' flips conventions but falls flat at the end
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Mia Wasikowska and Robert Pattinson appear in Damsel, by David Zellner and Nathan Zellner, an official selection of the Premieres program at the 2018 Sundance Film Festival. - photo by Josh Terry
"DAMSEL" 2 stars Robert Pattinson, Mia Wasikowska, David Zellner; not rated, probable R for brief graphic male nudity and intermittent violence and profanity; Sundance Film Festival

Damsel is a beautiful and quirky comic Western that wants to turn the genre on its head, but once those conventions are flipped, the film just doesnt have much else to say.

Featured at this years Sundance Film Festival, the movie opens with an enigmatic encounter that, like many other scenes in Damsel, greatly benefits from a gorgeous southern Utah setting, where two men are at a remote outpost waiting for a stagecoach.

One is a preacher (Robert Forster), headed home after a failed attempt to bring the word of God to the rough-and-tumble Old West. The other, Henry (David Zellner, who co-wrote and directed the film with his brother Nathan), is on his way to the West Coast, still mourning the death of his young wife and looking for a new start in life.

After some ponderous conversation, the preacher gets tired of waiting for the stagecoach, strips down to his long johns and marches off into the desert, leaving his belongings at Henrys feet.

Cue the opening titles.

This odd opening sets the tone for the strangeness to come. We meet a young man named Samuel (Robert Pattinson), who claims that his wife-to-be Penelope (Mia Wasikowska) has been kidnapped by a local named Anton Cornell (Gabe Casdorph) and his brother Rufus (Zellners brother Nathan). He sets out to rescue Penelope, accompanied by a miniature horse named Butterscotch and Henry, who has apparently been masquerading as a preacher since his encounter in the films opening scene.

Henry doesnt know about the kidnapping he thinks hes only coming along to marry the happy couple and when Samuel finally clues him in on his plan, things steadily go from bad, to worse, to ridiculous, to tragic.

Its a little difficult to go further without exposing the films primary plot twist, but suffice to say, Penelope isnt exactly a damsel in distress, and in the aftermath of her encounter with Samuel, the films characters and its audience are both tossed into the S.S. Now What? with no obvious destination in sight.

On the plus side, Damsel has a dry quirkiness that colors every character in the film aside from Penelope in other words, all the male characters in a stark shade of goofy. The Zellner brothers also directed the recent Kumiko, the Treasure Hunter, but at times, Damsel smacks of another recent Sundance entry: 2016s Swiss Army Man.

The film also just looks gorgeous. In addition to the exotic Goblin Valley opener, we spend time on what appears to be the rocky Oregon coast before zeroing in on the forests of aspens around Park City, Utah for the bulk of the film.

Unfortunately, the stunning vistas and oddball sense of humor arent quite enough to save Damsel from running out of gas on the way to its finish line. The setup is great, but the finish just feels too empty.

Damsel is not rated, but would likely draw an R rating for some intermittent violence and profanity, as well as brief graphic male nudity (played for comic purposes); running time: 113 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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