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Jessica Simpson explains why she doesn't want to have another child
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Simpson appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres Show on Monday, where she denied rumors that she and her husband Eric Johnson were expecting their third child. - photo by Herb Scribner
Jessica Simpson said she doesnt plan to have anymore children.

The reason? Her current children are too cute.

Simpson appeared on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" Monday, where she denied rumors that she and her husband Eric Johnson were expecting their third child, ABC News reported.

Simpson said she wasnt pregnant and that she has an IUD.

She also said shes fine with just two children, her 5-year-old Maxwell and her 3-year-old Ace, ABC News reported.

"I have two beautiful children, and Im not having a third," Simpson said on "The Ellen Show." "Theyre too cute ... you can't top that."

She said shes surprised by her seven-year relationship with Johnson, saying that she cant think of anything other than a friendship that has lasted so long.

Simpson said massages help their marriage.

"He kind of likes TV shows, but then he snores through them, she said, according to E! Online. So, I guess I like that. He golfs; I don't. We love our kids, and I like to get a back massage every night, since I was pregnant, hands down. Even if things aren't going great, and he's still snoring somehow, he knows how to massage my back."

Watch the interview in the video here.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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