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Have You Seen This? World's longest water slide
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No Caption - photo by John Clyde
THE WATER SLIDE KINGDOM Summer may be in its final months, but that hasn't stopped the sun from beating down on us with 90-plus degree weather. It also hasn't stopped us from flocking to water parks and swimming pools like vultures to a waiting carcass.

Well, we're not the only ones salivating over a chance to whet our insatiable appetites for a respite from the heat. Fellow warm-blooded humans across the nation are looking for that little oasis to catch a break from the heat.

A great place to do that is at Action Park in New Jersey. The giant water park includes one of the tallest water slides on earth, cliff jumping and this, the world's longest water slide.

Action Park employee Maria Bitko strapped on a GoPro and headed down the 2,000-foot-long water slide and lived to tell the tale.

No, it wasn't the speeds that would have killed her or the delirium from all that sliding, but rather whatever is turning that slide and water yellow. I'm sure someone smarter than me will calmly explain what that discoloration really is and that it is completely harmless, but regardless Mr. or Mrs. Scientist, it looks gross.

With all that said, I'd totally do this and I'm currently looking for cheap flights to New Jersey. Never thought I'd say those words.

So, take a few minutes and get a break from the heat and watch Bitko take a ride on the world's longest water slide.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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