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Have You Seen This? Robot hole-in-one
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There is a robot; it made a hole-in-one. Next step, world domination. - photo by John Clyde


THE FUTURE Now I don't want to alarm anyone, but the end is at our doorstep. Skynet is about to go live, and its robot technology is way ahead of where we thought it was.

This video captured a robot that is so precise, so accurate and so perfect that it sunk a hole-in-one on a par three.

During the Waste Management Phoenix Open worst name ever a robot took a crack at a par three and found nothing but the bottom of the cup. Sure, this looks awesome and all of these clueless humans lose their minds over it, but they're overlooking something this is the first step to a hostile robot takeover.

These robots are earning our trust by accomplishing humanlike goals. We feel comfortable that this robot is just wanting to shoot a round with its buddies. But what's really happening is it's figuring out how to be better than us in every way, and this is step one.

At this rate the inevitable bear vs. robot showdown to be Earth's overlords is only years away, likely within the next decade.

This is a warning, fellow humans: It's time to get better at golf and it's time to stop high-fiving the robots. Also, bears are scary.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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