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Have You Seen This? Most lit candles on a birthday cake
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That's a lot of candles, and a lot of ruined cake. I think I'm more upset than impressed at this point. - photo by John Clyde


WORLD RECORD TOWN World records are often cool, often mind-blowing, and sometimes ridiculous. This one kind of falls into the aggravating category.

This video shows a new world record when a group lights 72,585 candles on a birthday cake. The video is pretty interesting, and a little terrifying, as you see the power of over 72-thousand birthday candles lit at once. It's also maddening, because they put them out with fire extinguishers, and ruin a giant birthday cake. Come on people, don't waste cake. That's just cruel.

This has also given me an idea about a new record I can break. I've always wanted to be in the Guinness Book of World Records, and I now see my opportunity. The most lit candles on a birthday cake is currently sitting at 72,585, as we've seen with this video. However, the amount of lit candles on a cake made for John Clyde on a Thursday in December is currently at zero. So, I'm going to go make some phone calls and get myself in that book.

You watch the video. I'm going to go make history.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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