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Have You Seen This? How to play the 'Star Wars' theme on calculators
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Every now and again I'm reminded that I'm not very clever or smart or talented for that matter. Actually it happens a lot and this video just drives that point home. - photo by John Clyde


A SCHOOL DESK FAR, FAR AWAY The latest "Star Wars" movie is headed to theaters this weekend and odds are you've already got your tickets and are desperately trying to not focus on how far away Thursday night is.

In an attempt to satiate your ferocious appetite for all things "Star Wars," here's a video for you.

YouTuber It's a Small World is known for creating music on calculators. How you get the time and patience to figure something like this out I'll never know, but that's what she does. And the iconic "Star Wars" theme from John Williams is her latest cover.

Using five calculators and a fluffy sweater, she manages to play a pretty convincing version of the instantly recognizable theme and also manages to melt my brain. Sure this is silly and pretty ridiculous, but at the same time it's insanely painstaking to figure this out and she even threw the 20th Century Fox theme at the front on top of it all.

While this video won't make up for the fact that you still have to wait a couple of days to check out "Star Wars: The Last Jedi," hopefully it will at least get you even more excited about the continuation of the "Star Wars" saga and possibly inspire you to buy some calculators and find a whole lot of free time. That is until Thursday night rolls around because you have a date with the theater.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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