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Have You Seen This? How to carve a pumpkin with firepower
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We've all carved a pumpkin, but my guess is none of us have done it like this. - photo by John Clyde


CARVING TOWN It's the Halloween season, which means it's time to buy candy, carve pumpkins and complain about the Christmas decorations on display at the supermarket.

What we're focusing on here, however, is the pumpkin carving aspect.

We've all done it before, open up the top of the pumpkin, rip out the guts, make a huge mess, and have an end result that is nothing like what you had envisioned. Well, this guy has found a faster, cleaner and far more dangerous way to carve a pumpkin.

Disclaimer: I do not suggest you try this. Just watch this guy try it and move on with your day.

This guy thinks we've been carving pumpkins wrong all these years and that the correct way to do it is with a rifle and some marksmanship.

The man uses his rifle to make a jack-o-lantern. Sure, it's not as fancy as your neighbor who basically carved the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in her pumpkin, but the way he did it was pretty impressive.

Why use a rifle to carve a pumpkin? I'll let this gem of a man tell you why in his own words. Here's what he wrote on the description of his video:

"Again, it's my feeble attempt to educate the masses about how to properly and safely carve a pumpkin. Word has it that people are still using dangerous, sharp knives to do this. As I always have to point out for some folks, this is not a marksmanship exhibition; it's just the proper way to carve a pumpkin."

There you have it, apparently it's safer. It's not. It's not safer.

Have a safe Halloween everyone.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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