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Forget Hallmark, classic Christmas films are still best
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Edmund Gwenn is Kris Kringle, trying to convince a little girl (Natalie Wood) that he's for real in "Miracle on 34th Street" (1947). - photo by Chris Hicks
It wasn't so long ago that the list of Christmas films to choose from each year wasnt all that lengthy.

There were the usual memorable classics, some enjoyable nonclassics and some that ranged from mildly watchable to completely intolerable, including a few stray made-for-TV efforts. That was about it.

And yet, the offerings were plentiful, keeping the airwaves filled each December with holly jolly entertainment.

These days, however, everyone and their cousin seem to be making holiday flicks, so that the 21st-century airwaves or rather, the cable/satellite/streaming sites are flooded to overflowing.

The Hallmark and Lifetime cable channels excel at this, grinding out several new movies every year, so that the stack just gets higher and higher. In fact, those two channels have almost cornered the market on holiday sap.

At Hallmark, theyve instituted the annual Countdown to Christmas, with a website that screams this subhead: Holiday movies all day! All night! Also included on the website are a sweepstakes and a fantasy game because nothing says Merry Christmas like putting in a bid to win free money.

And over at Lifetime, theres the annual Countdown Until Christmas. (See what they did there, until instead of to?)

Each channel now has so many titles in its respective catalog that in order to squeeze them all in with plentiful reruns, just in case you arent glued to your screen 24/7 they both begin their countdowns in October. Yes, Christmas movies before Halloween. Trick or treat?

Some of these movies are better than others, of course, but they all seem to follow the same template. Whether comedies, fantasies or dramas, theyre very sentimental, romantic, boast happy endings and often look like flimsy knockoffs of Christmas classics (especially Charles Dickens A Christmas Carol, which has been adapted into umpteen films and TV shows and unofficially reworked into dozens more).

Even the titles are interchangeable, with key designations that signal Thanksgiving, Christmas or New Years, and generic descriptive terms.

Consider these 2017 TV-movie titles:

Miss Christmas and Marry Me at Christmas: the romance that is bound to culminate in a wedding.

My Christmas Prince and A Royal New Years Eve: the romance that is bound to culminate in a commoner becoming royalty.

The Mistletoe Inn, Christmas at Holly Lodge and Snowed-Inn Christmas: the hostel where a romance is bound to take place.

My favorite is this more obvious riff on a popular movie title Four Christmases and a Wedding. (What, no funeral?)

The only surprise is that no dogs are bringing people together this year.

But Hallmark and Lifetime arent alone in creating new holiday features. Occasional Christmas TV movies have been around for years, and we still see periodic theatrical holiday pictures which range from sleazy drek such as A Bad Moms Christmas to delightful family films such as The Man Who Invented Christmas (both now playing at a theater near you).

And sometimes, however ill advised, TV and movie producers will blatantly update a beloved classic not just an uncredited ripoff but an actual adapted remake, as is the case with these:

Miracle on 34th Street (1947) is pretty much the perfect holiday comedy, and Edmund Gwenn earned an Oscar for his delightful role as Kris Kringle. But that didnt stop Hollywood from coming up with no less than four remakes, all with the same title. Three TV adaptations have Kringle being played by, respectively, Thomas Mitchell (1955), Ed Wynn (1959) and Sebastian Cabot (1973), and the 1994 theatrical remake features Richard Attenborough in the role.

The Bishops Wife (1947) is a charming fantasy with Cary Grant as an angel who helps an Episcopal bishop (David Niven) to see that his wife (Loretta Young) and daughter are more important than his aspirations for a new cathedral. The remake, The Preachers Wife (1996), stars Denzel Washington, Courtney B. Vance and Whitney Houston in those respective roles.

The Shop Around the Corner (1940) stars James Stewart and Margaret Sullavan as co-workers who dislike each other, unaware that they are also the same people with whom they are anonymously exchanging romantic letters. In Youve Got Mail (1998), Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan are competing bookstore owners who anonymously correspond via email.

Christmas in Connecticut (1945) has Barbara Stanwyck as a nationally famous food columnist who writes about her Connecticut farm and family. Except that shes a single New Yorker and cant cook. Then her publisher (Sydney Greenstreet), unaware of the charade, arranges a publicity stunt shell host a war hero (Dennis Morgan) for a holiday meal. The 1992 TV update has the same title, with Dyan Cannon, Tony Curtis and Kris Kristofferson in those respective roles. (And it was directed by Arnold Schwarzenegger!)

Its a Wonderful Life (1946). Yes, theres even a remake of Frank Capras timeless classic about a banker (James Stewart) who gets a chance to see what the world would have been like if hed never been born. A number of films rip off the theme, such as Mr. Destiny (1990) with Jim Belushi and The Family Man (2000) with Nicolas Cage. But the 1977 TV movie It Happened One Christmas is a direct remake, albeit with a female twist: Mary (Marlo Thomas) is the main character and the angel is Clara Oddbody (Cloris Leachman). (Orson Welles is villainous Mr. Potter.)

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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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