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Disney goes nuts rebooting animated classics as live-action pictures
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Cruella de Vil was played by Glenn Close in two films based on Disney's 1961 animated classic "101 Dalmatians." - photo by Chris Hicks
For its first 30 years or so, the Disney brand was synonymous with cartoons, first shorts and later animated features. It wasnt until the 1950s that Walt Disney ventured into live-action moviemaking.

And now it would seem that Disney has come full circle. In fact, its gone a little nuts, readying live-action versions adaptations? remakes? reboots? of its own library of classic animated features at such a furious pace that they are threatening to become the linchpins of the studios theatrical agenda.

They arent all really live-action, of course, since many carry enough computer-generated imagery to dilute the category. They are still, to some degree, animated features.

This was especially true of The Jungle Book, which has a live-action boy at its center but is otherwise very much a cartoon in modern, more realistic CGI terms.

In addition to The Jungle Book, this year also brought us Petes Dragon, another live-action/CGI combination, based on Disneys 1977 live-action/animation film of the same title.

Other live-action remakes of cartoons have included 101 Dalmatians (and its sequel, 102 Dalmatians); Alice in Wonderland (and its sequel Alice Through the Looking Glass); The Sorcerers Apprentice (inspired by the Mickey Mouse short in Fantasia); Maleficent (adapted from Disneys Sleeping Beauty), and Cinderella.

And Disney has announced plans to produce over a dozen more at such a rapid rate that this column may be out of date by the time you read it.

Coming up are Beauty and the Beast (to be released March 17, 2017), Mulan (November 2018), and Mary Poppins Returns (Christmas Day, 2018).

They will be followed by these live-action (or live-action/CGI) remakes with to-be-announced dates: Dumbo, The Lion King, The Sword in the Stone, Pinocchio, Prince Charming (from Cinderella), Cruella (an origin story of Cruella de Vil from 101 Dalmatians"), Rose Red (the sister of Snow White) and Night on Bald Mountain (a sequence from Fantasia).

Yet another Peter Pan remake is also on the list, along with Tink, an origin story of Peter Pans fairy friend Tinkerbell, who has also been the subject of several straight-to-video cartoons.

And a live-action version of Aladdin will have to wait for an animated prequel, Genies, which will come out first.

Disney is even planning live-action versions of Winnie the Pooh and the chipmunk characters Chip n Dale (from many a Donald Duck cartoon short). Not sure how thats going to work out, though its a safe bet that CGI aplenty will be involved.

And, as you might expect, sequels are in development for The Jungle Book and Maleficent.

One wonders how Walt would feel about all this. After all, he was an innovator, not a copycat.

And you may recall that his attempt to create the first feature-length cartoon was scoffed at as Disneys folly. That is, until Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs became a critical and box-office smash in 1937.

Many animated classics followed (including those listed above), and Disney didnt enter live-action theatrical filmmaking until 1950, with the release of Treasure Island.

Many more followed and the Disney brand shifted from being strictly for cartoons to meaning clean family films, and it stayed that way throughout the 1970s.

The studios first film that wasn't G-rated didnt arrive until 1979, the sci-fi thriller The Black Hole and getting a PG rating instead of a G made the studio nervous. But PG-rated movies quickly became part of the studios platform, along with its usual G-rated fare.

As movies became more adult, however, the studio felt it needed to keep up without sullying the family friendly Disney name. So the studio came up with the Touchstone label in 1984 as a releasing arm for Splash, its first foray into mature material. And Touchstone also kept the studios first R-rated movie, Down and Out in Beverly Hills in 1986, from having to carry the Disney name.

One can argue that some of the PG-13 films that now roll out under the Disney banner push the envelope further than parents might like (the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, anyone?), but in general the Disney name over a picture still means it will likely be more family friendly than anything else out there. (Check out the current, PG-rated Queen of Katwe.)

So perhaps all of these remakes of animated classics can be taken as a logical 21st-century extension of that.

And if the market becomes oversaturated with cartoons done over as live-action films, maybe Disney will reverse course and do the opposite.

You know, it could do animated versions of The Absent-Minded Professor and Darby OGill and the Little People.

Who says there are no more original ideas in Hollywood?
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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