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Clichs abound in routine romance 'The Choice'
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Travis Shaw (Ben Walker) and Gabby Holland (Teresa Palmer) in The Choice. - photo by Josh Terry
"THE CHOICE" 1 stars Benjamin Walker, Teresa Palmer, Alexandra Daddario; rated PG-13 (sexual content and some thematic issues); in general release

"The Choice" is a routine, paint-by-numbers Nicholas Sparks adaptation that is as linear as a rural Nevada highway. Choosing to juggle the narrative a bit would have been a big help.

The film is marred by myriad problems, but the biggest by far is that nothing really happens for the first three-quarters of the film. This period is dedicated to the courtship of the movie's romantic leads, which is never in doubt despite a few meager attempts to introduce plot distractions. It is only after the leads get together that director Ross Katz reveals the "choice" inherent in the title, and by then, it's far too little too late.

That courtship is filled with familiar Sparks tropes. There's an idyllic setting next to a body of water, a manly leading man with an over-the-top Southern drawl who likes to take his shirt off a lot, and a smart and beautiful leading lady who hates him until she decides she loves him.

The guy is Travis (Benjamin Walker), a good-boy veterinarian who drops phrases such as "look-see" and "F-150 full of Milk-Bones." According to his sister Steph (Maggie Grace), he's also a ladies man who is afraid of commitment. Obviously, this will not last.

The gal is Gabby (Teresa Palmer), a med student who moves into the beautiful Southern home next to Travis' beautiful Southern home to keep a safe, professional distance from her serious boyfriend, a doctor named Ryan (Tom Welling).

Travis plays his music too loud, and Gabby goes from zero to enraged in under six seconds. Then he helps her dog deliver puppies, and she agrees to attend a boating activity the next day (Ryan is conveniently out of town for a few weeks.) Gabby pretends to play hard to get, telling Steph that "a man with one chair likes to sit alone." About 12 hours later, she sleeps with him.

Travis has an ex-girlfriend (Alexandra Daddario) who pops up here and there, but Katz gives her and Ryan just enough screen time to let us know he doesnt expect us to take them seriously. Without genuine conflict, Katz instead distracts viewers with shots of dogs and puppies and people trying to talk to them. There's also a mild subplot about Travis' father Shep (Tom Wilkinson), which just confuses viewers because he has no Southern accent whatsoever.

Once we're through all this, an obligatory life-or-death event intervenes, which is meant to test the love of our heroes. Longtime Sparks fans might find that part satisfying and maybe even surprising. But everyone else will likely struggle to invest and will doubt the validity of that love. Worst of all, the long-awaited "choice" feels problematic when you imagine how its message is supposed to apply to life.

Palmer and Walker do their best with some cringe-inducing dialogue and show promise when they arent being used as eye candy. Apparently, the hope here is that we're so distracted by the cute one-liners and the puppies and the beefcake and the bikinis that well overlook the lack of story.

Weaving a little of that third act material earlier into the film might have built a little suspense and credibility. But as it is, The Choice is a lazy romance that is less than the sum of its clichs.

"The Choice" is rated PG-13 for sexual content and some thematic issues; running time: 111 minutes
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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