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'Captain America: Civil War' is a fun movie, but it also missed an opportunity
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Don Cheadle as War Machine/James Rhodes in Marvel's "Captain America: Civil War." - photo by Jim Bennett
For the most part, Captain America: Civil War is just as good as everyone says it is. However, there was one troublesome plot point that completely threw me out of the movie. Id like to discuss that point at length, but to do so, Im going to be talking about things that will spoil the film for those of you who havent seen it. Thus I give you fair warning here at the outset: See Civil War before reading this column if you dont want to know what happens in advance.

On Valentines Day in 2011, Abigail, my oldest daughter, suffered a burst fracture of the spine in a skiing accident. The injury impacted the region of her spinal cord between the T12 and L1 vertebrae, leaving her partially paralyzed from the waist down. She has managed to recover enough movement to be able to walk with the assistance of forearm crutches, but her experience has transformed the Bennett family into passionate advocates on behalf of spinal cord research. There have been some very encouraging advances in recent years, but a cure remains elusive and thousands of people continue to struggle with the enormous day-to-day challenges of living with paralysis.

If youve seen Civil War, you know that James Rhodey Rhodes, Iron Mans sidekick also known as War Machine, is accidentally shot down in a climactic battle between warring superheroes, and, as a result, he suffers a spinal cord injury in the same region my daughter did. Actually, his fictional injury is much more severe than Abbys real one. Were told that Rhodeys spinal cord is completely severed, which would preclude any possibility of movement below the point of injury. That means that, in the real world, Rhodey would undoubtedly be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life.

So imagine my dismay when, just a couple of scenes after Rhodeys plight is milked for maximum dramatic effect, Rhodey gets a magic, comic-booky exoskeleton that allows him to walk again. True, he hasnt quite figured out how to use it, but its pretty clear that theres no wheelchair in Rhodeys long-term future, so everyone can breathe a sigh of relief in knowing that his tragedy is only temporary.

This really bothered me.

Now I realize this is all make-believe and that it takes place in a universe where people can fly and shrink and shoot spider webs out of their hands. (Spider-Man was ridiculously awesome in this movie.) In that cinematic context, it makes sense that real-world limitations of paralysis wouldnt apply. The problem is that Civil War still gets the audience emotionally invested in the consequences of paralysis and then essentially lets them off the hook in their need to be concerned about them. This was an opportunity to educate and inspire, but they dropped the ball instead.

Surprisingly, Iron Man and friends arent the only superheroes who have recently dropped the ball on this subject. In the TV show Arrow, lead character Felicity Smoak suffers a spinal cord injury and spends a few episodes in a wheelchair, only to have a magic computer chip inserted into her spine to make it as if it never happened. To Arrows credit, Felicity notes that real people dont have that option, and, in an episode that was dedicated to the Christopher Reeve Foundation, she actually pledges to devote her life to finding a cure for paralysis. But that was, what, two weeks ago? Now shes back to fighting bad guys, and her injury is all but forgotten.

I dont want to overstate my objection here. For the most part, I think Civil War is an amazing film, and Im not trying to discourage anyone from seeing it. All I ask is that you pay attention when they drop the ball.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Street musician killing it on clarinet

She must have lungs of iron! Its inspiring hearing the upper registers being played so well.

Posted by Clarinet Life on Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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