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Campy thrills abound in jump scare-heavy 'Lights Out'
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Gabriel Bateman as Martin and Teresa Palmer as Rebecca in "Lights Out." - photo by Josh Terry
LIGHTS OUT 2 stars Teresa Palmer, Gabriel Bateman, Maria Bello; PG-13 (terror throughout, violence including disturbing images, some thematic material and brief drug content); in general release

Lights Out is one of the best bad horror movies to come out in some time. For a movie that is so dependent on routine jump scares, its actually pretty fun when it lets its stringy, ghoulish hair down.

The film is built around a mysterious entity named Diana (Alicia Vela-Bailey) that appears as a creepy silhouette when the lights are turned off. Flip the lights on, and youre fine. But once the lights go out, trouble follows.

The entity which was human before it crossed into the realm of the supernatural has attached itself to a troubled mother named Sophie (Maria Bello). As children, Sophie and Diana spent time in the same mental hospital when Sophie was being treated for depression. But Diana who suffered from a rare skin condition that made her especially vulnerable to sunlight turned a casual friendship into a territorial horror show.

Sophies husband Paul (Billy Burke) finds out about Dianas possessive nature in the films opening sequence, and afterward Diana turns her jealous rage on Sophies young son Martin (Gabriel Bateman). Dianas presence seems to be connected to Sophies latest bout with depression and to her sons horror, Sophie seems perfectly fine with Dianas presence in their home. So Martin turns to his stepsister Rebecca (Teresa Palmer) for help.

Rebecca is a moody 20-something with abandonment issues. Her father walked out on her and her mother years ago, which explains Rebeccas unwillingness to commit to a relationship with her boyfriend Bret (Alexander DiPersia). Rebecca also has a history with Diana, which explains her obsession with the disturbing Goth art thats plastered all over her apartment. But compared to Dianas antics, Rebeccas posters are a welcome change for Martin.

From this basic setup, the plot of Lights Out is really just a matter of first finding out what Diana is, then figuring out how to get rid of her. The routine is complicated by Sophies reluctance to cooperate, but for the most part, Lights Out isnt all that different from your standard ghost movie.

There are a couple of things that help it, though. The lights-on/lights-off concept for Diana makes the film extremely predictable there isnt a single jump you wont see coming a mile away, though the screeching soundtrack will probably make you cringe whether youre scared or not. But director David F. Sandberg understands this dynamic enough to have some fun with it, and there are a handful of moments including a great gag involving Brets remote car key fob that are real camp.

On a metaphoric level, Lights Out also has some surprising depth. Its easy to read Diana as the physical embodiment of Sophies depression, and even as a cheesy horror movie, its interesting to watch the film as an illustration of coping with mental illness.

Horror movies of this ilk have never been known for great acting or great plot, and if you ask too many questions in Lights Out, youll find plenty of holes. But most everyone carries their weight, and Palmer is appealing as Rebecca.

None of these elements is quite enough to label Lights Out as a great horror film. But in the middle of a mediocre summer season, Lights Out is good for some cheap thrills. With a little more work, it could have been something really special. But its still a step above its B-movie horror peers.

Lights Out is rated PG-13 for terror throughout, violence, including disturbing images, some thematic materials and brief drug content; running time: 81 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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