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Beatty's Hughes looms over nostalgic, ambiguous 'Rules Don't Apply'
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Small town beauty queen and aspiring actress Marla Mabrey (Lily Collins) finds herself attracted to her personal driver Frank Forbes (Alden Ehrenreich), even though it defies their employer Howard Hughes No. 1 rule: No employee is allowed to have an intimate relationship with a contract actress in "Rules Don't Apply." - photo by Josh Terry
RULES DON'T APPLY 3 stars Lily Collins, Alden Ehrenreich, Haley Bennett, Taissa Farmiga, Warren Beatty; PG-13 (sexual material including brief strong language, thematic elements and drug references); in general release

Maybe its appropriate that a film with a title like Rules Dont Apply is so difficult to pin down. It feels like a period piece, a biopic, a romance, even a comedy, yet none of those terms feels like a suitable description for Warren Beattys directorial effort.

Its also a reflection of Caf Society, Woody Allens winking look at Old Hollywood from earlier this year. Rules Dont Apply is essentially a love story set against 1960s Hollywood, and its just quirky enough to let its audience decide what the whole thing is saying.

The film begins with a young actress named Marla Mabrey (Lily Collins) who has just arrived in Hollywood to do a screen test for an upcoming film financed by Howard Hughes (Beatty). Hughes puts Marla and her mother (Annette Bening) up in a gorgeous home in the hills and assigns them a personal driver, Frank (Alden Ehrenreich). But after weeks go by without contact, Marla eventually realizes that Hughes has dozens of such actresses on hand. Even Frank admits that in months of employment, he has never met Hughes in person.

With nothing better to do, Marla and Frank have no choice but to flirt with Hughes unspoken rule, which is that there is to be no flirting between his actresses and his employees. Marla and Franks devout Christianity helps them to avoid taking things too far, but their time in Hollywood gradually wears on their convictions, and when the couple-to-be are finally welcomed into Hughes circle, a bizarre love triangle results.

Yet the romance between Marla and Frank is only one element of Rules Dont Apply, and it takes a quick back seat to Beattys performance once Hughes becomes an active presence in the storyline. Hughes is dealing with various problems of his own, including a major airline deal that is contingent on the billionaire disproving rumors about his frail sanity.

Of course, the audience is kept as much in the dark on that matter as Hughes investors, as Rules Dont Apply cheerfully directs us through a number of quirky Hughes vignettes that waver somewhere between charm and genuine mental illness. Its a fantastic performance from Beatty, whose long experience in Hollywood legend no doubt enhances his on-screen presence.

But even if the parts dont quite add up to a definitive whole, there are individual moments that ring out of the film. Marla is also a songwriter, and the song she plays on the piano for Hughes and Frank, which provides the title for the film, is an emotional highlight, evocative of an era that put on a classic face even if its underbelly wasnt quite as clean.

The song is inspired by a conversation between Marla and Frank early on, where she laments that she lacks some of the superficial elements that always seem to win out in places like Hollywood. Frank insists that the rules dont apply to her, and the same message seems to fit the looming, larger-than-life personality pulling all the strings in their lives.

As a portrait of an era that Beatty lived and worked through, Rules Dont Apply has a poetic charm, even if its final takeaway feels a bit more ambiguous.

Rules Don't Apply is rated PG-13 for sexual material including brief strong language, thematic elements and drug references; running time: 126 minutes.
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Have You Seen This? Street musician slays with clarinet
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Better than almost every face-melting guitar or drum solo. - photo by Facebook video screenshot

THE BIG EASY — Yeah, yeah, we all know that New Orleans is stuffed to the gills will incredible musicians.

But knowing that fact and then hearing that fact are two different things. You can step into any number of jazz clubs on any given night on Bourbon Street, and you’ll probably be impressed with virtually every act. Or you can sit at home on your comfy couch and watch this featured video.

In the video, you’ll see a woman who is in the groove. She is swinging hard, and wailing on her clarinet with a practiced expertise that makes it sounds so easy.

From note one you’ll be drawn in; your appreciation will grow with every second, and then your face will melt off when you realize how incredible she really is.

If you’ve never played a woodwind or a brass, you may not know everything that comes with a performance like this. Lung capacity and breath control are huge factors in keeping your notes clear and loud, and hitting those high notes is especially difficult.

So when this woman hits that high note and holds it for several seconds, you know you’re dealing with an exceptional musician. It means she has worked hard for years to develop skill on top of her natural talent, and we get to benefit.

It kinda makes you wonder how we let people get away with mumble rap and autotune when talent like this exists in the world.

I wish this video were longer, and I wish I had more information about this woman, but as it is, we’ll just have to appreciate the little flavor of New Orleans jazz posted by the Facebook group Clarinet Life.

Martha Ostergar is a writer who delights in the ridiculous that internet serves up, which means she's more than grateful that she gets to cruise the web for amazing videos to highlight for your viewing pleasure.
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